In the video game, KleptoCorns!!!, the protagonist, HyperBeard, embarks on one of the most absurd journeys he has ever experienced. It would appear that the same person was responsible for designing this as was responsible for KleptoCats and KleptoDogs. Magical unicorns with the ability to cast magic!
There was once a species of mischievous animals that enjoyed stealing worthless baubles, and they lived in a region that was simultaneously close to where we are now and very far away from where we are currently located. Because of their compulsion to steal and their extreme propensity to do so, these things stole so frequently that they could as well be classified as kleptomaniacs. You could be forgiven for immediately thinking of hilarious dogs and charming cats, and you could even ask yourself, “Now, where have I heard this one before?” but doing so would be a mistake on your part. The correct response is, “Now, where have I heard this one?” There were hooves and neighs in the beginning before there were woofs and meows.
There were hooves and neighs in the beginning, long before there was yarn or paws. There are, in fact, creatures known as unicorns in the world. Unicorns have the magical ability to take things that belong to other people. KleptoCorns, the time has come for you to take command of the current predicament and decide. When you play KleptoCorns, you’ll go to places that aren’t even on this planet and solve some of the most profound and puzzling riddles in the universe’s history. There is a profusion of buried riches simply waiting to be found and collected around every turn or “corner,” there is. Exercise some self-control!!! You can spruce up these adorable unicorns in various ways and then sell them as accessories to bring in some extra cash. Discover everything there is to know about the herd and the great mysteries that the KleptoCorns guard.